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A Naruto Alphabet.
A is for Asuma, the guy with the knives,
With his chain-smoking habit he endangers young lives.
B is for Byakugan, the whitest of eyes
It sees all directions and is never surprised.
C is for Choji, but don’t call him fat,
He may be big boned, but he likes it like that.
D is for Danzo, the leader of Root
For things like emotion he won’t give a hoot.
E is for Ebisu, the master of education
Closet perversion is his aberration
F is for Fandom, the Naruto obsessed
I’m in that number, as you may have guessed
G is for Gaara, the Ninja of Sand,
The grains of the desert are his to command
H is for Hokage, the leader of the Leaf,
He died in the series, much to our grief
I is for Itachi, the Mangekyo user,
He fights little Sasuke, but he is the loser.
J is for Jiraiya, the pervy toad sage
In his pursuits of ‘research’, he won’t act his age.
K is for Kakashi, coolest of all
His lone Sharingan will copy it all.
L is for Lee, who works really hard
The eight chakra gates are his final trump card.
M is for Mokuton, a technique to use wood
By the First and Yamato, ‘cause nobody else could.
N is for Naruto, the kid with great pluck
Though most of his battles are won with dumb luck.
O is for Orochimaru, the sinister snake,
Sasuke’s body is what he wants to take
P is for Pain, Akatsuki’s boss
With six separate bodies, not a man you should cross
Q is for Quake, the shuddering ground,
Gamabunta will cause when he lands from his bound.
R is for Raiga, who appeared in the filler,
With his twin swords of lightning, he was a killer
S is for Sasuke, of the Uchiha clan,
His ambition’s to kill a particular man.
T is for Tsunade, of the monstrous strength
When asked to do work she complains at length
U is for Ukon, Sakon’s his brother,
There’s nothing that each would not do for the other.
V is for Victory, which you’re sure to get,
If on the success of Naruto you bet.
W is for Weapon, a Ninja’s first tool
Fans, puppets and swords, they’re all very cool
X is the symbol tattooed on the head,
Of Hyuga branch members until they are dead
Y is for Yondaime, known as Yellow Flash
He gave up his life in his final great clash.
Z is for Zabuza, Haku was his friend,
Together they bring this rhyme to an end.
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There was a group a few years back of anime fan-poets (I only knew about them because they wanted to add this poem to their collection), but they seem to have evaporated out of existence.
Really should get around to writing the sequel to this one of these days... ah, procrastination.