A Naruto Alphabet

A Naruto Alphabet.

A is for Asuma, the guy with the knives,
With his chain-smoking habit he endangers young lives.
B is for Byakugan, the whitest of eyes
It sees all directions and is never surprised.
C is for Choji, but don’t call him fat,
He may be big boned, but he likes it like that.
D is for Danzo, the leader of Root
For things like emotion he won’t give a hoot.
E is for Ebisu, the master of education
Closet perversion is his aberration
F is for Fandom, the Naruto obsessed
I’m in that number, as you may have guessed
G is for Gaara, the Ninja of Sand,
The grains of the desert are his to command
H is for Hokage, the leader of the Leaf,
He died in the series, much to our grief
I is for Itachi, the Mangekyo user,
He fights little Sasuke, but he is the loser.
J is for Jiraiya, the pervy toad sage
In his pursuits of ‘research’, he won’t act his age.
K is for Kakashi, coolest of all
His lone Sharingan will copy it all.
L is for Lee, who works really hard
The eight chakra gates are his final trump card.
M is for Mokuton, a technique to use wood
By the First and Yamato, ‘cause nobody else could.
N is for Naruto, the kid with great pluck
Though most of his battles are won with dumb luck.
O is for Orochimaru, the sinister snake,
Sasuke’s body is what he wants to take
P is for Pain, Akatsuki’s boss
With six separate bodies, not a man you should cross
Q is for Quake, the shuddering ground,
Gamabunta will cause when he lands from his bound.
R is for Raiga, who appeared in the filler,
With his twin swords of lightning, he was a killer
S is for Sasuke, of the Uchiha clan,
His ambition’s to kill a particular man.
T is for Tsunade, of the monstrous strength
When asked to do work she complains at length
U is for Ukon, Sakon’s his brother,
There’s nothing that each would not do for the other.
V is for Victory, which you’re sure to get,
If on the success of Naruto you bet.
W is for Weapon, a Ninja’s first tool
Fans, puppets and swords, they’re all very cool
X is the symbol tattooed on the head,
Of Hyuga branch members until they are dead
Y is for Yondaime, known as Yellow Flash
He gave up his life in his final great clash.
Z is for Zabuza, Haku was his friend,
Together they bring this rhyme to an end.